busleagues:

Somebody best be cringing under a desk back at my old stomping grounds, because Andrea just crushed some innards:

“So this is a thing. CBS Sports has released the “Fantasy Baseball Boyfriend,” which it describes as “a single draftee, fantasy baseball, mini game designed for those who love baseball players. Pick your first BBBF at the beginning of the 2012 Baseball Season. Every time your boyfriend plays, you accumulate points based on his stats for the day. If he can’t perform, dump him. Then pick up a new BBBF.”

Thank god. I mean, thank the good lord for CBS Sports. I’ve tried so hard to understand Fantasy Baseball and I just can’t!

*foot stomp* *hair flip*

And do you notice how this is made just for us “girls”? You can tell by the way they use phrases like “little black book” and “hunk,” like we’re all trapped in an episode of “Sex and the City.”

(via CBS Sports Fantasy Baseball Boyfriend: To simplify things for girls - Pop2it - Zap2it)

oh man. this is ridiculous, plenty of us ovary hoarders play real fantasy (and kick ass at it)